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March 10, 2006

Double Gross

Filed under: REVIEWS — zaiss @ 11:04 pm

If there’s one thing I hate more than hamburgers, it’s Krispy Kreme doughnuts. No offense Krispy Kreme, I just grew up with doughnuts that tasted… y’know… good. (Any Omahans a fan of Winchell’s doughnuts? Now that’s the stuff).

Anyway, my friend Harper had a link in his AIM profile to “the best burger ever.” Hold the phone, I thought the six pound burger was the best burger ever. What could dare to compete?

Apparently this can.

Krispy Kreme Burger

In short, we’re talking about a bacon cheddar burger that, instead of a bun, uses a glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut cut lengthwise. For $4.50, you too can have this 1,000 calorie, 45 fat gram monstrosity.

I mean, c’mon people… just look at it. Does that seriously look appetizing to you? -sigh- I guess I’ll never understand hamburger lovers.

4 Comments »

  1. I agree with your comments about the tastiness of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. So the best burger would include buns of Dunkin’ Donuts or, as you suggest, Winchell’s. I’m so excited that I only live three hours away from this burger.

    Comment by Harper — March 11, 2006 @ 1:24 am

  2. GROSS!

    but i <3 krispy kreme

    Comment by Jenn — March 11, 2006 @ 3:05 pm

  3. Dude. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are melt-in-your-mouth-heaven! KK hamburgers though… i definitely agree are gross. And they just seem like a bad idea logistically too.

    Comment by Kayre — March 14, 2006 @ 11:47 am

  4. One day, you should come with me to Omaha. I’ll get you some Winchell’s doughnuts, and you will see the light.

    Did anyone see the Krispy Kreme burger on The Colbert Report last night? It just goes to show you that you can count on my blog to stay one step ahead of the news, fake or otherwise. ;)

    Comment by zaiss — March 14, 2006 @ 11:54 am

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