People Phobias
Vince would always say that he had a phobia of Billy Mays - you know, the guy from the Oxy Clean commercials? It seemed odd to have a phobia of people, but over time, I’ve come to recognize that I have a severe phobia of the woman in the Honey Bunches of Oats commercials.
BAAHHH! That link almost made me crap my pants! Yes, I can blame you; I blame you for leaving links like that just sitting around. This is how people get hurt on the intarwebs…
//now that I don’t have to enter my contact details, it is all too easy
Comment by Bob Powers — March 15, 2006 @ 10:06 am
BAAHHH! Somehow my comment got posted twice and I really did crap my pants!
Comment by Bob Powers — March 15, 2006 @ 10:24 am
I think the OxyClean guy is scary b/c it’s like he’ll come to your house and smack you down if you don’t use his lousy product. He probably sends nasty anonymous emails to the Borax CEO. As for the Honey Bunches of Oats lady… can working in that factory really be that fufulling?
Comment by Samantha — March 15, 2006 @ 11:10 am
I hate that OxyClean guy too. He’s always yelling at me. I was just trying to watch TV goddammit! STOP YELLING AT ME!
Comment by Eric — March 15, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
Me: What? Billy Mays? Who the hell is that…
*Look at picture*
Me: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Damn, I forgot about him. Glorious, wonderful, Billy Mays-free Japan.
Comment by Vince — March 16, 2006 @ 12:59 am